Tag Archives: trump

Trick or Treat

Posted on 2025-10-28 by Bartholomew Barker

I’ve done my own research, the evidence is overwhelming. It need not be cataloged here. Donald Trump is just a character played by a comedian in a fat-suit. The ludicrous comb-over and orange makeup should have been enough for us … Continue reading →

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Sycophancy a Plus

Posted on 2025-08-13 by Bartholomew Barker

Consider this official notice that I’m firing the head WordPress statistician for BLATANTLY under reporting my views last month just because he doesn’t understand my AWESOME poetry. If you’d like to lead that department, apply in the comments below. Tell … Continue reading →

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Inauguration

Posted on 2025-01-20 by Bartholomew Barker

The Emperor strode across the stage, declaring he’d woven his suit and robes from the purest gold and they were the classiest, comfortablest clothes he or anyone had ever worn. Social media saluted, his cultists cheered, grateful reporters transcribed every … Continue reading →

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Fraiku: Poli Sci

Posted on 2025-01-10 by Bartholomew Barker

He’s the orange clown distracting while the billionaires pick your pockets

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