Government of Idioms

Government of Idioms

We elected a flabby fox
to guard the hen house.

That’s like putting a coal
lobbyist in charge of the EPA.

oops. He did that.

That’s like naming an anti-union lawyer
your Secretary of Labor.

Ibid.

That’s like nominating
Al Capone to run the IRS.

And I have no doubt a dead gangster
gets confirmed by this Republican Senate.


Want to change things? Make sure you’re still registered then vote!

Inspired by this week’s Living Poetry Prompt.

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About Bartholomew Barker

Bartholomew Barker is an organizer of Living Poetry, a collection of poets in the Triangle region of North Carolina where he has hosted a monthly feedback workshop for more than decade. His first poetry collection, Wednesday Night Regular, written in and about strip clubs, was published in 2013. His second, Milkshakes and Chilidogs, a chapbook of food inspired poetry was served in 2017. He was nominated for a Pushcart Prize in 2021. Born and raised in Ohio, studied in Chicago, he worked in Connecticut for nearly twenty years before moving to Hillsborough where he lives and writes poetry.
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6 Responses to Government of Idioms

  1. harleyxreborn's avatar Harley Reborn says:

    Love it. Great job

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  2. JeanMarie's avatar JeanMarie says:

    great poem, great picture. You’re (unfortunately) not going to run out of inspiration for a while.

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  3. Lisa Tomey-Zonneveld's avatar Lisa Tomey says:

    Your muse will fuel your fine words.

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