Government of Idioms
We elected a flabby fox
to guard the hen house.
That’s like putting a coal
lobbyist in charge of the EPA.
oops. He did that.
That’s like naming an anti-union lawyer
your Secretary of Labor.
That’s like nominating
Al Capone to run the IRS.
And I have no doubt a dead gangster
gets confirmed by this Republican Senate.
Want to change things? Make sure you’re still registered then vote!
Inspired by this week’s Living Poetry Prompt.