7 Gift Ideas for Writers

Posted on 2023-12-11 by Bartholomew Barker

A Fountain Pen is a classy gift
though it’ll remain in its wooden box.
No one writes with pens anymore
and if they do it’s cheap plastic
ones pocketed from a hotel whose name
you’ll find on the shaft.

Artisanal paper is thoughtful and beautiful
but ultimately intimidating. It’ll go unused
because writers rarely think their words
are worth the copier paper they stole
from the office much less that textured
shit embedded with rose petals.

Just get the writer in your life
a bottle of wine, maybe dinner,
do something embarrassing
or confess some dank secret.

The best gift for a writer
is inspiration.

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About Bartholomew Barker

Bartholomew Barker is an organizer of Living Poetry, a collection of poets in the Triangle region of North Carolina where he has hosted a monthly feedback workshop for more than decade. His first poetry collection, Wednesday Night Regular, written in and about strip clubs, was published in 2013. His second, Milkshakes and Chilidogs, a chapbook of food inspired poetry was served in 2017. He was nominated for a Pushcart Prize in 2021. Born and raised in Ohio, studied in Chicago, he worked in Connecticut for nearly twenty years before moving to Hillsborough where he lives and writes poetry.
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39 Responses to 7 Gift Ideas for Writers

  1. equipsblog's avatar equipsblog says:
    2023-12-11 at 20:34

    Fun post. Do writer’s have deep, dark secrets?

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  2. equipsblog's avatar equipsblog says:
    2023-12-11 at 20:36

    Good answer.

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  3. Michele Lee's avatar Michele Lee says:
    2023-12-11 at 22:05

    I did not expect a poem from your title. A pleasant poetic surprise!

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  4. DD's avatar Deedee (DD) says:
    2023-12-11 at 23:38

    A confessional gift of a dank secret

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  5. Cassa Bassa's avatar Cassa Bassa says:
    2023-12-12 at 02:53

    Well penned!

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  6. Britta Benson's avatar brittabenson says:
    2023-12-12 at 03:18

    Oh, there are plenty of gift ideas for writers. Inspiration, a good one. My favourite, though: a publication that pays a decent fee to its contributors. Writers do like to eat and live in warm houses…. I fully second your stanza about the artisanal paper – far too intimidating. I prefer a plain jotter or anything, really. The poorer the quality of the paper, the better. Anything goes on the back of a cornflakes box.

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  7. berniebell1955's avatar berniebell1955 says:
    2023-12-12 at 04:39

    Just…yup!

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  8. luisa zambrotta's avatar luisa zambrotta says:
    2023-12-12 at 05:07

    Beautiful lines!

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  9. luvgoodcarp's avatar luvgoodcarp says:
    2023-12-12 at 05:59

    Inspiration is the perfect gift, but quick question. Has my office reached out to you about missing paper? It sounds like it has.

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  10. trE's avatar trE says:
    2023-12-12 at 06:36

    Oh, and here I am with a pen and stationery obsession. 😆😂🤣

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  11. JeanMarie's avatar JeanMarie says:
    2023-12-13 at 02:38

    Ha! Yes. This. All of it. But I’ll take a box of chocolate. I prefer that to wine.

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  12. berniebell1955's avatar berniebell1955 says:
    2023-12-13 at 04:13

    The best things in life…are not things….

    http://www.spanglefish.com/berniesblog/blog.asp?blogid=16611

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  13. Stacey C. Johnson's avatar Stacey C. Johnson says:
    2023-12-13 at 19:37

    Yes! : )

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  14. johnlmalone's avatar johnlmalone says:
    2023-12-19 at 20:36

    this is so good; I have nostalgic feelings towards fountain pens but I suppose I’ll never buy one, if they’re still on sale —

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  15. Nicole Marcina's avatar Nicole Marcina says:
    2024-03-11 at 12:04

    For now, the best gift I can receive as a writer is rest. Ha ha! I love this blog 💙💙💙💙

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