Fraiku: The Lord’s been good to me

Dreamt I was Johnny Appleseed
planting nurseries — wearing a tin pot hat
Then I woke up in the cupboard again


Three prompts inspired today’s haiku:

  1. Today, we’d like to challenge you to write a poem that plays with the idea of a “tall tale.”
  2. Today’s Prompt: Describe a dream you’ve had in vivid detail through poetry.
  3. For today’s prompt, write a funny poem.

At least I hope it’s funny. I’m not sure how far the myths of Johnny Appleseed have spread but growing up in Ohio, he was a big deal. When I was a boy they didn’t tell me that his apples were primarily used for hard cider.

 

About Bartholomew Barker

Bartholomew Barker is one of the organizers of Living Poetry, a collection of poets and poetry lovers in the Triangle region of North Carolina. His first poetry collection, Wednesday Night Regular, written in and about strip clubs, was published in 2013. His second, Milkshakes and Chilidogs, a chapbook of food inspired poetry was served in 2017. He was nominated for a Pushcart Prize in 2021. Born and raised in Ohio, studied in Chicago, he worked in Connecticut for nearly twenty years before moving to Hillsborough where he makes money as a computer programmer to fund his poetry habit.
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24 Responses to Fraiku: The Lord’s been good to me

  1. ivor20 says:

    Nice dream … and as long as we continue to wake up my friend …

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  2. This made me smile.

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  3. Michele Lee says:

    Fruity Friday fun! 😁🍎

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  4. berniebell1955 says:

    Depends on the cupboard – Narnia springs to mind…

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  5. luvgoodcarp says:

    I hate when that happens.

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  6. JeanMarie says:

    I’d say you ticked all the boxes on this one. Well done

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  7. Great image and poem! Love it, Bart! 🍎

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  8. This made me giggle 😄

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  9. thelongview says:

    Short, crisp and sweet like a good apple. I can vouch for his fame spreading as far as India – we had a lesson on Johnny Appleseed in our fifth grade English reader.

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