7 New Year’s Resolutions You’ll be Able to Keep

If you’re feline:
Knock more things off desks.
Take more naps in the sun.

If you’re canine:
Sniff more trees. Mark more trees.
Roll in something stinky every day.

If you’re human: talk less, read more,
pick up after yourself, don’t be mean.

About Bartholomew Barker

Bartholomew Barker is one of the organizers of Living Poetry, a collection of poets and poetry lovers in the Triangle region of North Carolina. Born and raised in Ohio, studied in Chicago, he worked in Connecticut for nearly twenty years before moving to Hillsborough where he makes money as a computer programmer to fund his poetry habit.
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21 Responses to 7 New Year’s Resolutions You’ll be Able to Keep

  1. JeanMarie says:

    Love the poem and Advice. Can I pick from more than one category?

    Liked by 1 person

  2. Ali Grimshaw says:

    This poem is so much better than all of those self-help articles for the new year. It made me smile.
    Happy New Year! Wishing you peace and laughter.

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  3. Cassa Bassa says:

    Oh I love this poem and good advice! 😺

    Liked by 1 person

  4. berniebell1955 says:

    You’re in m’blog again….

    http://www.spanglefish.com/berniesblog/blog.asp?blogid=16080

    …with a comment – and some other poetry for the New Year…..

    Liked by 1 person

  5. thelongview says:

    Lovely poem and pic!

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  6. thelongview says:

    And if you’re a bird, yell your head off all the time. And if you’re a rat, dig up everything and eat it.

    Liked by 1 person

  7. Love it! Happy New Year!

    Liked by 1 person

  8. Brilliant 😊🖤

    Liked by 1 person

  9. awwww LOVE this!!!

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