Coronabeard
I wear a crown about my jaw,
encrusted not with jewels
but pie crumbs.
It’s not gold, never was.
Call it platinum or silver,
just not gray.
I crowned myself, like Napoleon,
and, without a Josephine to complain,
it has grown into its majesty.
Glorious!
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Thanks. I’ll trim it at some point but not today.
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Hahaha you grew attached to it…
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Floofy and Poofy!
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Not adjectives I was hoping for but I can’t refute them.
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Manly and powerful?
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Much better!
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Virtual play auditions coming soon to a computer near you! Trim? Naah Let the beardness run! And if desiring change buy a pipe, a cap, and plaid.
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I’ve already got a kilt!
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I love this, Bart. You’re fierce!
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Thank you! That’s one of my favorite adjectives.
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This is fantastic!
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Glad you liked it.
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That is really you with a beard? Hahaha, you look different than your profile pic. Which do you prefer? beard or no beard?
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That’s really me. It’s funny how much a beard can change a face. I prefer a beard but, once I start going back out in public, I’ll keep it trimmed more tidily.
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Yes, truthfully, I don’t mind my boyfriend with a nice manicured beard but when it starts getting to much out of control I think it ages him about 10 years!
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My beard is much grayer than the rest of my head but I think it’s worth it.
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As long as you are happy, it doesn’t matter what anyone thinks.
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As I wrote in the poem, I have no Josephine to complain so I’m letting it grow!
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